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No. In fact, I'm generally lucky if I've scribbled the plot idea on a piece of scrap paper and don't forget not to recycle it.
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It's been a shitty week, and writing was mostly stalled. So enjoy Squigslayer II: City of Squigs - the sequel to last week's "Squigslayer!"
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"The Galvanist's Apprentice": A sordid tale of electricity and hardship in the Victorian, for the edification of...whoever reads The Unpublishable: http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/0 ... ntice.html
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OK, i read the first Squigslayer Story.
Warhammer Fantasy Filth! I Approve!
Now on to the next part.

The second part was not such filth and an epic undead army beattle.
I Approve!
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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heh
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You like Necromancy and Steampunk, don't you? O.o
But somehow, reading on your blog makes my eyes hurt, probably because of the light writing on black background being a bit of a strain on them <.<;,

Also, i REALLY wish you would do a bit more proof-reading.
There ain't much that destroys my enjoyment quite as much as grammatical errors or typos. Let it be the worst of fanfiction, but if the typing and grammar are in order, i can, usually, get some bit of enjoyment from it . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Everybody's a critic...yes, I do need to proof stuff, but, y'know. Incentive is lacking.
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i am not a critic.
i just like to whine about stuff.

and i get you there . . i hate having to proof my own stuff too x.x
if i did not think it to be correct, i would not have done it that way
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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I thought we were here for the proofing. That said, I've been busy with training at my better-than-nothing call center job so I've fallen behind on my online activities including my Unpublishables and I gotta spend my time making musical conductor wizard jpgs first. Priorities!
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What good is black magic anyway? Maybe you'll find out today on The Unpublishable with "The Old Black Magic." http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/1 ... magic.html
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"Once you go Black, you never go back"
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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"The bartender imagined the old man stopped in an all(e)y"

Unless it was a kinkier line than I visualized, which would not necessarily be a first.
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By what measure is NSFW? Find out today on The Unpublishable with "The Gnol of the Jackalnapes": http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/1 ... napes.html
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I was actually confused by the gender pronoun typo in paragraph 3.

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*throws a dictionary at Aunty Ancient*
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Jabberwocky slashfic just has not caught on at all.
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stop. making. up. words. DOT COM!
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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If it makes you feel any better, someone has already registered www.clitterock.com.

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Not quite old-school science fiction and unasked questions today on The Unpublishable today with "Among the Faithful" - http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/1 ... thful.html

Honestly, if I were an award-winning science fiction writer I think I could spin the central idea of that out into a thought-provoking novel examining blah blah fucking blah, but I'm not and I didn't.
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You always can later. That's a common enough occurrence.
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That was a beautifull story . .
The only thing that really halted me on this one was when you went, without reason, from third person to first person and back to third person once.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Well the reason is that I had written out one of the sermons, and then decided to axe it. This story is more raw than most of the others. I may revisit it at some point.
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no, cutting out the sermons was a good idea.
it does not make any sense since the bugs would not understand them anyway.
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Delve into the folktale of the mysterious American Cuckoo Snake, only on the Unpublishable: http://www.the-unpublishable.com/2012/1 ... snake.html
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I'm not good at critiquing writing (much to my wife's dismay), but it was a fun read.
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